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Monday, July 31, 2006

so natesha is so proud that i said that kaka is hot and she even have evidence on her blog? hahaha! but i cant deny the fact. he does look hot, BUT ONLY in the metal bar advertisement. haha. go to her blog. super funny. btw, thanks natesha once again for sending me the link(:
we were like talking about how fine zidane looks and natesha went gaga over my do of ZIZOU ZIDANE. !!! ahh !!! hotness !!! and she went to find for more in googles. how NOT LOYAL she is to kaka. tsk3.

I WANNA WATCH THE VID , AGAIN(:

yes natesha. i am also getting worried about cikgu rathia. lets pray for her babehxxx... sad that we are not going to be in her class anymore. cannot take, you know what. man. how sad(for real too!) i am truly sad. when are we going to visit her natesha? and when are we going to do the card for her before she nags at us again for not doing it for her. i mean, i too want to do it. dang im so nice!


yes, dang im nice. i help the poor jAssica in finding for her a pie chart! i feel so WOW today. whats more, i cant wait till tonight! DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES babehxxx...!!!!
cantwait too sleep too! the wether is just so darn nice(:



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8:54:00 PM


sorry.

so i was fucking pissed at her ! i mean ! ugh ! pissed until cannot pissed alr. I DUN WANNA TOK TO HER N I DUN EVEN WANT TO SEE HER. I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER !!! n i mean it !

ok. shoooossshhh..i wanna watch the adidas metal bar vid. i've been watching it over n over again. thanks nut ! no go away.



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4:23:00 PM

Sunday, July 30, 2006

NDP was okay lah. i mean all NDP are the same. different school from all over Singapore come and participate. and bla bla bla. but there was one part i really like. i liked when khairul anwar came and sang and the part where gani performed. walao. he can really sing and dance. the way he did the silat was SUPERB. and all his actions were so big. very nice. i mean if other ppl go n watch, i dun think its such a big deal to them but it was really nice to me. only those part were nice. n as i say, fire works aren't so fetch. budden the ppl seating beside me were like "woah!!" like, its not facinating to me you know? and got one boy sitting beside me and he was SUPER enthu into the national day song and pledge. i mean, hesang until like his double chin was vibrating? den i was like, okayyyyyyy???? super proud of Singapore man. and the whole while he was talking tohis dad about education. n i was like, can u just STFU???? like, ugh!

ohya. and i felt like a super star. coz my mum had the pass coz she is some how part of it. i mean her company. so i went backstage where all the perfomers change. so i saw haikal n gurmit. dang, he looks damn old. he is like balding ? so yea. and the "army people" were like starring at me, my maid n sis n like owndering what the hell are they doing her. we were like the only children there ? damn weird lah. but ohwells, i felt so important !(:

dang i still got english to do. i hate it. so boring today. hai ya hai ya. i bet jessica is even felling more bored, right jess ? awwwww, all alone? need a friend? haha.



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9:21:00 PM

Friday, July 28, 2006

i was so looking forward to SYF auditions, but instructor sprained ankle? pffft.u know sometimes, i feel like there are hiding something.

had one heck of a great time at PAC ROOM then. i and priscilla(dunno how to spell) started raping each other, esp szemin. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY !

i wanna go tmr ?




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6:34:00 PM

Thursday, July 27, 2006

school is so boring! i tell u i tell u. everybody issaying that on theirblog please? like it so obvious.

yes, n i hope i can finish reading the book fast! lol

i want to trust you but i cant.


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8:43:00 PM

Monday, July 24, 2006

did nothing much in school and drama today. for assembly had sabrina low?, making a tlk about her past. her lesbian life and all. interesting manzz...

so nut just CANNOT stop talking about me and ben? haha. and kendra just CANNOT stop making fun of me abt the inova jc thingay? fine, tell the whole world kendra.

yay! tonight there is DESPERATE HOUSE WIVES !!!!!
SOMEBODY SHOUT HORRAYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DHW just makes me so excited. i am like listening to the juicy song. still rmb last sat, at inova jc, a young boy was like beatboxing the juicy song. nice lah!



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7:16:00 PM

Sunday, July 23, 2006

so on thursday, me , alvina , nut and sheryl went to parkway. i ate ice cream and STRAIGHT AWAY ate ice kacang. regreted man. REGRETED !!! i fell sick that night but i still wen tto school the following day n went home half way. how good am i man.
den went to kallang to see sheryl's darling ? haah. yest, michael. long story.

ytd went to inova kc for the racial harmony day. it was an embarrassing day thank you. it wasn't that fun. but i mean we were like damn budget. i mean kc. we shared a bus with st.pats and 2 VJ people. the skirt damn short lah. and yes nut, i expect the whole bus to be for kc only.ONLY.
so when we arrived, we HAD to sit beside the st.pats boys. and the two of them who were sitting beside me and nut we like damn lame? damn damn lame? the one beside me started taking out his ruler n scrapping out something off the brick floor? like a moss or something and passed it to to boy beside nut. damn lame ! and then when we got off, the spot where the boy who sat beside nut sat, was wet. it wasn't hot and the boy sweat. of all places, the but ? like wtf ? and brick floor was like wet ?

BLA BLA BLA..not fun.

this is the MOST embarrassing part. when we passed by a group of mats, i looked away. from the corner of my eyes, i saw one of them standing up. then they started shout ting in malay "pergi tanye arh! cepat!"(go ask arh ! quick!)
so i ignored. then one of them came SO close to me, SO CLOSE, and started pointing RIGHT AT MY FACE ! n he was like asking his friends who were sitting down,"NI EH? NI EH ?"(this one arh? this one arh ?) then i was damn embarrassed. i turned back to look at nut n sharon n kendra and i saw their faces. they were like puzzled? den he kept asking his fren. POINTING AT MY FACE!!! after ahwhile, he asked"eh, budak yang pendek tuu nk number kau"(the short guy their wants ur number)
FUCKING EMBARRASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then i looke back n i said, "NO THANK YOU" and i ran away. to be honest, i actually said "no, its okay". it does not make any sense but its because it was damn embarrassing. den nut was like " the boy kena bang like fuck bodoh !" den i laughed. n my face was DAMN red ? WTF ?.
omg, i still can remember that very moment.
AND I DONT THINK ITS FUNNY PEOPLE. because nut, sharon n kandra was laughing? so not funny. its embarrassing. with ALOT of people around ? esp the part when he point at my face ! fuck bodoh!

so the last part was fun. in the bus. when we were about to board the bus, the bus had 2 doors. so we passed by the back one first. n kendra was like, "open this door lah." and she tapped it. and it DID open. funny ! den in the bus, we sprayed kandra's adidas thingay n my spray like alot. n the st.pats boys were like what the heck is that smell. so we srayed more. and them sharon when to spray behind the biy hu was sitting besid eme earlier on and about 5 seconds later, he waa like" walao! no manners no manners !!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. even the other st.pats boys were laughing ?! funny !!!

so then, the thing bacame fun insted. thanks to the last part of it.

planned to go to parkway to eat lunch with nut and kendra, but dad didn't allow. thanks arh !



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5:18:00 PM

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

my ass is like motherfuckingpain? maybe its because of sitting in the hall like for hours? no no. EVERYBODY'S ASS IS PAIN ! agree ? yest yest.
the items was like okay la. i hated the story telling. even tho that person tried her best? but its like, they are tratting us like small children when we are alr 13 and above? they are like putting us asleep when they know that story telling are meant to put us asleep(right?) but instead, they forced us to listen?
i think our kc dance is betterer than the studio thingay. i think they cannot act. esp the guy whith capital T? so unatural.

205 was like the first ti submitt the quiz ? haha. we were like so kiasu?! haha. esp kendra. i cud tell by miss chew's face that she really have no regrets having 205 as her form class? nya haha.

and now i have nothing to do?

tmr venezia with MRS KAKA and MRS TOKA(fugliest name i have ever heard)?



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4:10:00 PM

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

had dance and BMW technical check. our class people was damn pathethic because asked them to sta back and they just cau like dat. like wtf ? but for the dance item, i, amanda n crystal danced. and at least we COULD do it. SUCCESSFULLY. the people hu thoughtthat they COULD go home was okay. but the people hu just went home like that, thinking that we will not realize, they're like not loyal to the class. no commitment. tsk tsk.

went kallang with jess JUST to pass broc ONE stupid letter? den natesha asked me to go and see this guy, playing tennis, with grey shirt and yellow collar. she asked me to look out for him and tell her ifhe's hot. and i and jess said that he IS hot. nat n sheryl agrees too ! he is ! haha. lol. i and jess felt damn losers coz we felt like we were some stalkers? damn weird!

on the way to the bus stop, we saw this stray dog, coming out of the contruction side. den i and jess was like damn scared. we were afraid that it might attack us ? den the stray entered another part of the construction area. den, WE SAW PUPPIES from another part of the construction side closer to the bus stop. den we like stared at it until the bus came. THREE PUPPIES !!! 3 CUTE puppies !!!! den jessica waslike teasing me for doing this face. so what dude ? den 2 of the puppies looked like they were humping each other ? lol. the other one was so anti-social, just like jessica. lol. idiot.

i think she is damn lame and UBER bored with her life ?

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9:06:00 PM

Monday, July 17, 2006

so now your apologizing?
i will have to consider.

nothing much lah today. had drama and some teacher wasl ike irritating TRYING to drive us away but was not successful in the end. too bad. went 7-11 with amanda , deserie and melissa wong. dats it.

and im NOT doing art.

hi, i am portia.
no no, i am MRS SMITH:)

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9:17:00 PM

Sunday, July 16, 2006

FUCK U BLOODY WHORE !!!!
U FUCKING BITCH !!!
FUCK YOU !!!
YOU ARE JUST WASTING YOUR FUCKING TIME !!!!
BACAUSE IT WILL NOT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE BITCH !!!
I WILL STILL HATE HIM !!!
TELL ME WHO WILL GO AROUND, FORCING PEOPLE TI LIKE C.RONALDO WHEN THE PERSON DOES NOT LIKE HIM ??? TELL ME ???!!!!
OMG, LOOSER LAH.
I MEAN LIKE, ALL MY FRENZ WHO ARE LIKE TAGGING BACK, AGREES WITH ME AND DISAGREE WITH YOU !!!
SO LIKE I SAID, IF YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THIS, YOU ARE JUST WASTING UR FUCKING TIME HERE.
hu cares if you are a president of his fan club.
get it right. !
YOU ARE A FAN OF C.RONALDO,
and i am NOT !
so get it over nad done with and just leave.
go fuck him dude.!


so my mom actually brought me to the optician and i have alr bought specs.
lol. so i dun have to borrow kitty's specs anymore ! lol. it has brown frames:)

FUCK YOU DUDE.
TOO BORED WITH YOUR LIFE ?
FUCK HIM !!!


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8:59:00 PM

Friday, July 14, 2006

today was techinical rehersals for BMW
it went okay tho

had health ckeck ups and i need to wear specs. i tell u mannnzzz, my mom WILL NOT believe me and wont even bring me to the optician to check. just to check. no, she wont.

today is cikgu hadfizoh's last day ! LAST DAY !!! no !!!! i hate this manzz. another good teacher gone. i had so much fun with her aroung. always peeping in to the malay class hoping ratho did not come. she shud rest at home tho. no, actually, we had so much fun in malay class! LOVE HAFIDZOH MANZZZ. LOVE HER LARHS. ALOT.

SO THERE'S A BLOODY BIATCH WHO IS TAGGING SAYING THAT I SHOULD NOT WRITE ABOUT RONALDO. I MEAN GET REAL. EVERYBODY HAS THEIR OWN OPINIONS AND COMMENTS. AND SHE CALLS HERSELF A PREASIDENT OF CRISTIANO RONALDO WHEN SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT. OMG. IRRITATING LAH. THESE KIND OF PEOPLE JUST DONT HAVE LIVES. UGH ! IRRITATING. MY FRIENDS READING THIS SHOULD TAG MY BLOG, INSULTING THAT PERSON. AGREEING ON WHAT I AM SAYING. IT IS MY CHOICE TO WRITE ANYTHING WHAT I WANT. ITS MY BLOG MANNN. FUCK.


get your own life


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8:30:00 PM

Thursday, July 13, 2006

had malay CA3 today. CA3 u noe !!! CA3 ! so fast manzz
natesha had and accident in class today.

stayed in school until like, 6.30? went 7-11. took 16 wif florencia n jess n looped.
jess was being high.
den i got high?
she got that song stuck in my head.

NO NO NO NO. (no no no) STICK TO THE STUFF YOU KNOW.. IF YOU WANNA BE COOL, FOLLOW ONE SIMPLE RULE.......

i am gonna say, fuck you to the person who tagged my blog. fuck you man. my problem if i dont like cristiano ronaldo rite ? BITCH ! FUCK YOU !

gelare tmr ?


i carnt make up my mind


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8:36:00 PM

Monday, July 10, 2006

honestly, drama today was a bore.
touching also lah.
i cried.
we cried.

i think natesha and nadene lim has some sort of problem ? esp natesha. she thinks dat beckhambowel i s hot ? like hello ??? so not true dudeh.
so ya. nadene and natesha are light some crazy people who dispise each other so much. their blog syas it all manzz.

natesha angullia thinks that beckhambowel and maradonna(of all people), are hot ? PUI ARH !
natesha has mental problems.


hey!
just go on pretending we are not here.
dont bother anymore.
we geddit.
just carry on ignoring.
:D


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7:43:00 PM

Saturday, July 08, 2006

hate homworkzzzz ...
and i got to go and bathe soon ...
cousins 17th birthday todayzzz

TONIGHT/TOMORROW MORNING:
GERMANY vs PORTUGAL

GO GERMANY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kick portugal's fat ass !!!!
ESPECIALLY CHRISTIANO RONALDO !!!!!!!!!!


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11:42:00 AM

Friday, July 07, 2006

i had like a so called "tennis training" today ? for free ? by melissa wong and stephanie chan. haha. damn fun. we played doubles for the last 20 minutes and i was zidane and steph was beckham. melissa was ROONEY/dunno hu and suelin was CHRISTIANO RONALDO/maria sharapova and kept shouting. budden sometime she forgot to shout and tell me, does THE REAL maria sharapova ever forgotten to shout? haha. wadeva suelin. today was totally exercise for me lahs. first morning exercise + enthu, den dance in class when it was super hot and lastly played tennis for like two and a half hour ? three ? wow(:

school this week was boring without kitty and doggy. they like create a smile on my face eveyday. kendra today was being dumb as usual.

GERMANY vs PORTUGAL
not a question man. germany will obviously win.

FRANCE vs ITALY
both of them are good tho but i'll support france. even tho i haven't been catching up with all the matches(thanks to my dad), i'll still support france.
SCHOOL ON MONDAY SHUD START LATE !!!! monday morning is the BIG DAY !!!!
WORLD CUP FINALS !!!!! i dun care. wadeva my dad syas, im still gonna watch mannzzz.


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8:03:00 PM

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

yeah yeah. everybody's talking about it. i mean like isn't it the "fever" now? yes, italy won, HOOORAY!(even tho i haven't watch any of the 3am matched because my DAD doesn't allow it). i also never had supported italy, but i am not the germany type please. they like, kicked argentina out please?
yes yes. my dear friend is like so right. as natesha says:
TO ALL YOU GERMANY FANS(aka NADZIMAH).now you know what it felt when BRAZIL(the best team that has ever played) got eliminated

TONIGHT:
FRANCE vs PORTUGAL
watch out portugal fans, your team is goona get kicked in the ass mannzzz.
tell me who in the world wants to support portugal. ofcoz people who are sellfish and betrays their own friend will support portugal. infact, more than a freind. a TEAMMATE for godsakes! TEAMMATE. who else can it be but the irritating CRISTIANO RONALDO. all he can do is send rooney out who is his OWN teammate from man u just because he thinks that rooney is very good. i mean like, get real. without rooney, england would still be good. as i said, no one can just judge a team by haveing penalty shoot outs. like, wtf ?
then again, i'll neverget to watch the match. wait, i shall just ask my brother to secretly wake me up, yes?


blog again later yozzz..
ALAN SMITH=HOT
BECKHAM=HOT , too



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Monday, July 03, 2006







ALAN SMITH , ALAN SMITH , ALAN SMITH , ALAN SMITH , ALAN SMITH and natesha is fugly and extra.
i bet now she's having regrets sending nadene this picture.
yes yes, as nadene said, feel free to click on alan or natesha's picture and save it.
my husband's pictures are all over the net la okay. even tho we have pictures together, i prefer the one on the net coz its more style, you know.

so shuddup and im gonna find more pictures of him :DDD



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5:40:00 PM


HELLO, MY NAME IS SHAZLIN SMITH
AND THIS I MY HUSBAND, ALAN SMITH

tell me im lucky.

AND THIS IS MY SECOND HUSBAND, BECKHAM.


MANN I LOVE THEM.

its soooo not wrong to have 2 husbands right.

as long as i love them ?

yes i do !

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5:30:00 PM

Sunday, July 02, 2006


NUT IS "HOT" IN THIS MANNNNZZZZZ !!!!


nadene thinking that she has dimples , but she doesn't.


ah lians worxxxx ... LOVE HER MANN ! (she has a 2 days chewing gum in her mouth)


her ?


her again ?


without teeth :D


with teeth :D


her again ?

i think we look hot in this ! rite nat ? :DD

campwhoring in jolene's hse is ubber fun.

first it was argentina. now they took away my england and brazil ? im speechless mann. i cried ! I CRIED!!!

I CRIED!!!

I CRIED!!!

I CRIED!!!

I CRIED!!!

I CRIED!!!

DAMN IT MANN ! just speechless ... no mood la okay .

and jessica and natesha is like crazy over kaka? uber madness toking to them.LOVE THEM LARHS.

campwhoring on tuesday.

playing soccer on wednesday :D

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2:30:00 PM

Saturday, July 01, 2006

ARGENTINA LOST !!! i don't want germany to win. i could actually predict after the game when the score was 1 to 1, i knew germany was going to win the penalty shoot outs. but i mean face it people, you can't just judge a team like that just by penalty shoot outs. i mean like, get real. argentina is good. and all germany score was just plain TAI CO. agree ? yes !
tonight is brazil! yes ! go brazil ! brazil WILL win the cup! so obvious. but against france ! but nvm, i have faith mann. and tonight also got portugal against england ! go england !! beckham is pure hotness!!!!

so i and natesha made this promise that we shall never bitch anout people anymore because its a big sin. and yes, it is. trust me, i have alr stopped. but this natesha arh, can never do it. she's the queen lah okay. after making the promise, still, in one day, she still could bitch about FOUR people !! in ONE day ! ONE day ! face it nat, you can't keep the promise. justdrop it mann(:
i can do it !


GO BRAZIL !!!!
GO ENGLAND !!!




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5:07:00 PM

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